And the dragon comes in the niiiiiigggggghhhhhhhtt

New things

Well, seems I've bought myself a new car.
1996 Saab 9000 cs turbo.

Whateva

I've been accepted for university.

Speaking of which, here is one 0f the sweetest looking video games of all times!

I like BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Stuff

Well, life has been pretty good lately. Only 1 week left of school and co-op is done, so I'm not working for free anymore. Although, I was picked as the best co-op student at Holiday Inn, so they gave me a $100 gift card for Future Shop, so thats pretty decent. And I got a job there as a porter, so I'm kinda lookin forward to that to, now that school is over. We have even got alittle bit of snow around here!!!!!!!!!! Who woulda ever thought. Can't wait to go snowboarding now. Anyhow, thats all I got for ya.

Just Thinking

Today as I was looking into the rearview mirror, I found out that stop spelt backwards is pots!
Made me happy.

happy new year everyone

Christmas Spirit

Seein as Christmas is fast approaching, I just thought I would put some Christmassy things on my blog, such as the answer to:

Does Santa Exist? (The Scientific Approach)
Is there a Santa Clause?

1. There are no known species of reindeer that can fly. BUT, there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule ou flying reindeer (which only Santa has ever seen.)

2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but for the purpose of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total of 75 1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

4. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized LEGO set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

5. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonci booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250- pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion: If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Chrismas Eve, he's dead now.

New Post

Well, backed by popular demand, I have decided to make a new post for you people.
The only thing sweet goin on that I can think of is that I just came back from the Holiday Inn Christmas party at the Manderin. Really good food there, and lots of it. And it was free, for me at least, because my supervisor said that he would pay for me. And thats pretty much awsome, because a meal at the Manderin is like $30, which is quite a lot of money.
So after that, a bunch of us went out to Doolies and played some pool. Turns out I really suck at pool. But I did wind up winning 3 games, so it wasn't to bad.
Anyhow, it's getting late, and I'm pretty tired after all that free food.

Below are just some of the many awsome foods that I ate tonight!